Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Famous Quote Sammy Vellu


1) On Pos Laju

“BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed,he said:`Kemaluan saya besar` (kemaluan means your private parts, lah! )

3) On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada” (dada means breasts)

4) SV said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?” and SV glorious replied,”Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”

5) SV’s favorite quote on national television “Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”

6) During the water shortage crisis : “semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!” (membuang air means to wee-wee, what he wanted to say was membazir air)

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..” (dara = virgin)

8 ) During the opening speech of various function:“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is“saudara-saudari”)

9) At an opening ceremony: “mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain” (this one is famous already)

10)Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar”

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaireis named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk SB

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